Saturday, November 30, 2024

PITCHFORK (2016)

 




















Directed by: Glenn Douglas Packard
Starring: Daniel Wilkinson, Brian Raetz, Lindsey Nicole, Ryan Moore, Celina Beach, Nicole Dambro, Keith Webb, Sheila Leason, Vibhu K. Raghave, Rachel Carter, Andrew Dawe-Collins, Derek Reynolds, Carol Ludwick, Addisyn Wallace, Anisbel Lopez

94 minutes
(NR - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, gore)

PLOT:
Hunter and friends travel back to his family farm in rural Michigan after sharing a deep secret with his conservative family. A festive night turns into horror as one by one that are all stalked by a deranged killer wielding a pitchfork.

KILLER MOVIE (2008)

 




















Directed by: Jeff Fisher
Starring: Paul WesleyKaley CuocoJason LondonTorrey DeVittoLeighton MeesterAl SantosCyia BattenGloria VotsisNestor CarbonellAdriana DeMeoRobert BuckleyAndy Fischer-PriceJackson BondHal B. KleinMaitland McConnellJC ChasezStephen PelinskiJennifer MurphyBruce BohneDavid Quisberg

91 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, gore)

PLOT:
A reality television shoot goes awry when its crew finds itself stranded in a remote Northern town. A killer is on the loose, stalking cast and crew members one by one. As past suspicions, betrayals and secrets inexplicably come into play, the nightmare of shooting this reality show becomes all too real for Jake, the show's director, his crew and Hollywood starlet Blanca Champion.

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TRUE ROMANCE (1993)

 




















Directed by: Tony Scott
Screenplay by: Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Dennis Hopper, Val Kilmer, Gary Oldman, Brad Pitt, Christopher Walken, Bronson Pinchot, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Rapaport, Paul Bates, Saul Rubinek, Conchata Ferrell, James Gandolfini, Anna Thomson, Frank Adonis, Victor Argo, Chris Penn, Tom Sizemore, Gregory Sporleder, Maria Pitillo, Patrick John Hurley, Kevin Corrigan, Paul Ben-Victor, Michael Beach, Eric Allan Kramer, Laurence Mason, Ed Lauter, Enzo Rossi

118 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, drug use)

PLOT:
In Detroit, a pop-culture nerd steals cocaine from his new wife's pimp and tries to sell it in Hollywood, prompting the mobsters who own the drugs to pursue the couple.

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IT'S A DISASTER (2012)

 




















Directed by: Todd Berger
Starring: Rachel BostonDavid CrossAmerica FerreraJeff GraceErinn HayesKevin M. BrennanBlaise MillerJulia StilesTodd BergerLaura AdkinRob McGillivrayJesse Draper

88 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, some drug content)

PLOT:
When eight friends meet for their monthly couples' brunch, what starts as an impromptu therapy session/airing of domestic grievances takes a sudden catastrophic turn when the city falls victim to a mysterious attack. Trapped in the house and unsure of their fates, these seemingly normal people become increasingly unhinged, with surprising results.

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NO RAIN (1993)

 




















Directed by: Samuel Bayer
Starring: Blind Melon (Shannon Hoon, Rogers Stevens, Christopher Thorn, Glen Graham, Travis Warren, Nathan Towne), Heather DeLoach

4 minutes
(NR - adult themes)

PLOT:
Music video for the single, off the band's debut studio album.

MUSIC VIDEO:



A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (2010)

 




















Directed by: Samuel Bayer
Starring: Jackie Earle HaleyRooney MaraKyle GallnerKatie CassidyThomas DekkerKellan LutzClancy BrownConnie BrittonLia MortensenKurt NaebigJennifer RobersChristian StolteKyra KruminsJulianna DammBayden CoyerMax Holt

95 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, gore)

PLOT:
Death stalks the dreams of several young adults to claim its revenge on the killing of Freddy Kruger. Chased and chastised by this finger-bladed demon, it is the awakening of old memories and the denials of a past of retribution that spurns this hellish vision of a dreamlike state and turns death into a nightmare reality.

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THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE (1991)

 




















Directed by: Rolfe Kanefsky
Starring: Craig Peck, Wendy Bednarz, Mark Collver, John Carhart III, Bonnie Bowers, Claudia Flores, Jeff Dachis, Lisa Grant

91 minutes
(NR - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, sci-fi/fantasy violence, gore, nudity)

PLOT:
When a horror film buff tries to warn his friends spending spring break in a house in the woods of impending danger, they scoff at him, that is, until a huge mutant frog starts to pick them off one by one.


THE DEAD POOL (1988)

 




















Directed by: Buddy Van Horn
Starring: Clint EastwoodPatricia ClarksonLiam NeesonEvan C. KimDavid HuntMichael CurrieMichael GoodwinJim CarreyAnthony CharnotaRonnie Claire EdwardsLouis GiambalvoDiego ChairsCharles MartinetPatrick Van HornShawn ElliottBill WattenburgMarc AlaimoJustin WhalinHarry DemopoulosDarwin Gillett

91 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, drug use)

PLOT:
Even though he detests publicity, for once, the tough-as-nails San Francisco Police Department officer, Inspector "Dirty" Harry Callahan, has hit the headlines for a good cause, after putting behind bars an infamous mobster. But now, Callahan's name is on a macabre list of soon-to-be-dead celebrities. Before long, the first one dies, the drug-addled rock star, Johnny Squares, and as more violent deaths follow, Callahan now fears that he is next in line. In the meantime, more and more, all indications point to the British horror-film director, Peter Swan. Who is the mastermind behind the anonymous hit-list and the twisted gambling game known as the Dead Pool? Can Harry get to the bottom of this deadly conundrum before it is too late?

SUDDEN IMPACT (1983)

 




















Directed by: Clint Eastwood
Starring: Clint EastwoodSondra LockePat HingleBradford DillmanPaul DrakeMichael MaurerAlbert PopwellAudrie J. NeenanJack ThibeauMichael CurrieMichael V. GazzoMark KeylounKevyn Major HowardBette FordNancy ParsonsTom Spratley

117 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence)

PLOT:
A vicious serial-killer is on the loose in San Francisco and the police trace a link to the small town of San Paulo, which is further down the coast. When Harry Callahan upsets the press and the Mayor in his usual style, he's shipped out of town to investigate while the heat is on. With the help of his new .44 Magnum handgun, Harry goes on the trail leaving behind the usual trail of dead criminals along the way.

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THE ENFORCER (1976)

 




















Directed by: James Fargo
Starring: Clint EastwoodTyne DalyHarry GuardinoBradford DillmanJohn MitchumBill AckridgeDeVeren BookwalterAlbert PopwellJohn CrawfordRobert HoyMichael CavanaughJocelyn JonesDick DurockSamantha DoaneM.G. KellyTerry McGovernJohn RoseliusRudy RamosNick PellegrinoBill JelliffeJoe BellanTim O'NeillJan StrattonWill McMillanJerry WalterSteve EoffTim BurrusRonald ManningAdele ProomGlenn Leigh MarshallRobert BehlingStan RichieBrian FongArt RimdziusChuck HicksAnn MacyGloria PrinceKenneth BoydBernard GlinFritz Manes

96 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, nudity)

PLOT:
A threatening terrorist group called "The People's Revolutionary Strike Force" demand a ransom to be paid, otherwise they plan to blow the city apart. While Inspector "Dirty" Harry Callahan is in limbo following his unorthodox method during a robbery, he's sent to dispatch the terrorist group, by playing their game. This time, he has a new partner, Inspector Kate Moore, which might prove the task to be somewhat more difficult than ever, unless the two can work together.

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MAGNUM FORCE (1973)

 




















Directed by: Ted Post
Starring: Clint EastwoodHal HolbrookDavid SoulTim MathesonKip NivenRobert UrichFelton PerryMitchell RyanMargaret AveryBob McClurgJohn MitchumAlbert PopwellClifford A. PellowRichard DevonChristine WhiteTony GiorgioMaurice ArgentJack KosslynBob MarchAdele YoshiokaSuzanne Somers

124 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, drug use, nudity)

PLOT:
San Francisco Police Inspector "Dirty" Harry Callahan and his new partner, Earlington "Early" Smith have been temporarily reassigned from Homicide to Stakeout Duty. Meanwhile, those of the city's criminals who manage to avoid punishment by the courts are nevertheless being killed by unknown assassins. Callahan begins to investigate the murders despite orders from his superior officer, Lieutenant Neil Briggs. A man has to know his limitations.

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DIRTY HARRY (1971)

 




















Directed by: Don Siegel
Starring: Clint EastwoodHarry GuardinoReni SantoniJohn VernonAndrew Robinson, John LarchJohn MitchumMae MercerLyn EdgingtonRuth KobartWoodrow ParfreyJosef SommerWilliam Paterson, James NolanMaurice S. ArgentJo De WinterCraig G. Kelly

102 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence)

PLOT:
In 1971, San Francisco faces the terror of a maniac known as the "Scorpio Killer", who snipes at innocent victims and demands ransom through notes left at the scene of the crime. Inspector "Dirty" Harry Callahan is assigned to the case along with his newest partner Inspector Chico Gonzalez to track down Scorpio and stop him. Using humiliation and cat-and-mouse type of games against Callahan, Scorpio is put to the test with the cop with a dirty attitude.

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FREE ENTERPRISE (1999)

 




















Directed by: Robert Meyer Burnett
Starring: William Shatner, Eric McCormack, Rafer Weigel, Audie England, Phil LaMarr, Deborah Van Valkenburgh, Thomas Hobson, Jennifer Sommerfield, Jonathan Slavin, Patrick Van Horn, Lori Lively, Holly Gagnier, Ellie Cornell, Marilyn Kentz, Diana Cignoni, Sharon Leibowitz, Daniel Schweiger, Mickey Cassidy, Spencer Klein

121 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, brief nudity)

PLOT:
Two less than successful film producers, approaching mid-life crisis and clinging to their nerdy sci-fi obsessions, suddenly meet their idol: William Shatner. He isn't exactly the person they imagined he to be.

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NAKED LUNCH (1991)

 




















Directed by: David Cronenberg
Based on the novel by: William S. Burroughs
Starring: Peter WellerJudy DavisIan HolmRoy ScheiderJulian SandsMonique MercureNicholas CampbellMichael ZelnikerRobert A. SilvermanJoseph ScorsianiPeter BoretskiYuval DanielJohn FriesenSean McCann

115 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, some violence, bizarre eroticism, drug content)

PLOT:
Not an adaptation of beat writer William S. Burrough's novel but a mix of biography and an interpretation of his drug- induced writing processes combined with elements of his work in this paranoid fantasy about Bill Lee, a writer who accidentally shoots his wife, whose typewriter transforms into a cockroach and who becomes involved in a mysterious plot in North African port called Interzone. Wonderfully bizarre, not unlike Burrough's books.

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THE BRIDE (1985)

 




















Directed by: Franc Roddam
Starring: Sting, Jennifer Beals, Clancy Brown, Geraldine Page, David Rappaport, Anthony Higgins, Alexei Sayle, Veruschka von Lehndorff, Quentin Crisp, Cary Elwes, Phil Daniels, Timothy Spall, Ken Campbell, Guy Rolfe, Tony Haygarth

119 minutes
(PG-13 - adult language, adult themes, adult situations, sci-fi/fantasy violence, nudity)

PLOT:
After years of research, Dr. Charles Frankenstein finally succeeds in creating the perfect woman, whom he names "Eva". 

TRAILER:





THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935)

 




















Directed by: James Whale
Starring: Boris KarloffColin CliveValerie HobsonErnest ThesigerElsa LanchesterGavin GordonDouglas WaltonUna O'ConnorE.E. CliveLucien PrivalO.P. HeggieDwight FryeTed BillingsReginald BarlowMary GordonAnne DarlingJ. Gunnis DavisWalter BrennanJohn Carradine

75 minutes
(NR - adult themes)

PLOT:
Dr. Frankenstein and his monster both turn out to be alive, not killed as previously believed. Dr. Frankenstein wants to get out of the evil-experiment business, but when mad scientist Dr. Pretorius kidnaps his wife, Dr. Frankenstein agrees to help him create a new creature, a woman, to be the companion of the monster.

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Friday, November 29, 2024

VALLEY GIRL (1983)

 




















Directed by: Martha Coolidge
Starring: Nicolas CageDeborah ForemanMichelle MeyrinkElizabeth DailyCameron DyeMichael BowenHeidi HolickerTina ThebergeLee PurcellDavid EnsorRichard SandersColleen CampFrederic Forrest

99 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, sexual situations, nudity)

PLOT:
Julie Richman is a sweet-natured, if shallow, Valley Girl. After breaking up with her jerk boyfriend Tommy, she is at her friend Suzi Brent's party ("the social event of the season") when two boys from Hollywood crash the scene. One of them, the sensitive and adventurous Randy, is immediately smitten with Julie, and she with him. Julie's friends, however, are not smitten with Randy purely because he is from "Holly-weird" and want Julie to dump Randy and get back together with Tommy. Julie must decide which is more important: her heart and the boy she loves, or the approval of her friends. A side story involves Suzi and her stepmom vying for the attention of Skip the grocery delivery boy.

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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS EVE (2004)

 




















Directed by: Martha Coolidge
Starring: Steven Weber, Molly Shannon, Patricia Velasquez, Chad Willett, Teryl Rothery, Vincent Gale, Stefanie von Pfetten, Antony Holland

89 minutes
(PG - adult language, adult themes, adult situations)

PLOT:
Calvin is an executive and as Christmas nears he becomes so preoccupied in clinching a deal that he fails to notice the preparations being made for the holidays by his girlfriend and son. On Christmas Eve itself, Calvin is hurt in an accident and it takes nurse Angie to make him realize how he can make up for lost time.

LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS (2009)

 




















Directed by: Phil Claydon
Starring: Mathew HorneJames CordenMyAnna BuringVera FilatovaSilvia CollocaPaul McGannEmer KennyLucy GaskellLouise DylanAshley MulheronTiffany MulheronEmma CliffordMargarita HallJohn Pierce Jones

87 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, sexual situations, violence, gore, nudity)

PLOT:
Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

SHANG-CHI AND THE LEGENDS OF THE TEN RINGS (2021)

 




















Directed by: Destin Daniel Cretton
Based on characters appearing in Marvel Comics
Starring: Simu Liu, Tony Leung, Awkwafina, Meng'er Zhang, Fala Chen, Florian Munteanu, Benedict Wong, Yuen Wah, Michelle Yeoh, Ben Kingsley, Ronny Chieng, Jodi Long, Dallas Liu, Paul He, Tsai Chin, Andy Le, Stephanie Hsu, Kunal Dudheker, Zach Cherry, Dee Bradley Baker, Jade Xu, Tim Roth, Mark Ruffalo, Brie Larson

132 minutes
(PG-13 - adult language, adult themes, adult situations, sci-fi/fantasy violence, intense action sequences)

PLOT:
Shang-Chi, the master of weaponry-based kung-fu, is forced to confront his past after being drawn into the Ten Rings organization.

The 25th film in the "Marvel Cinematic Universe" franchise.


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VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR (1979)

 




















Directed by: Russell Mulcahy
Starring: The Buggles (Trevor HornGeoff Downes)

4 minutes
(NR - adult themes)

PLOT:
Music video for the single, off the English band's debut studio album, "The Age of Plastic".

Historically, best known for being the first music video played when MTV launched on August 1, 1981.

MUSIC VIDEO:



MILKSHAKE (2003)

 




















Directed by: Jake Nava
Starring: Kelis

4 minutes
(NR - adult themes)

PLOT:
Music video for the single, off the singer's fourth studio album, "In the Zone".

MUSIC VIDEO:



I SHOT JESSE JAMES (1949)

 




















Directed by: Samuel Fuller
Starring: Reed Hadley, John Ireland, Preston Foster, Barbara Britton, J. Edward Bromberg, Victor Kilian, Tom Tyler, Tommy Noonan, Eddie Dunn, Margia Dean, Byron Foulger, Jeni Le Gon, Barbara Woodell, Phillip Pine, Robin Short, Fred Aldrich

81 minutes
(NR - adult themes)

PLOT:
Bob Ford murders his best friend Jesse James in order to obtain a pardon that will free him to marry his girlfriend but is plagued by guilt and self-disgust.

ACTUAL MOVIE:





HOUSESITTER (1992)

 




















Directed by: Frank Oz
Starring: Steve MartinGoldie HawnDana DelanyJulie HarrisDonald MoffatPeter MacNicolRichard B. ShullKen CheesemanLaurel CroninRoy CooperChristopher Durang

101 minutes
(PG - adult language, adult themes, adult situations)

PLOT:
Newton Davis builds his dream house and presents it to Becky with a proposal of marriage. She turns him down. He leaves the house, still with a ribbon around it and returns to the city, smitten with Becky. He meets Gwen, who has an interesting relationship with the truth. He spends the night with her but leaves while she is sleeping. She takes his description of the house, searches it out, and moves in. The residents of Newton's hometown become curious, and Gwen invents a marriage, a courtship, and an entire history. Newton's parents meet Gwen and are immediately taken with her. By the time Newton finds out, the whole town thinks he's married, and Becky tells him that Gwen has made her see him in a whole new light. Gwen and Newton agree that she can pretend to be his wife and get free rent while Newton works on Becky until they can announce a divorce. The trouble is that nobody in the town wants them to separate and they keep trying to help them reconcile.

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Thursday, November 28, 2024

CIRCLE OF FRIENDS (1995)

 




















Directed by: Pat O'Connor
Based on the novel by: Maeve Binchy
Starring: Minnie DriverChris O'DonnellSaffron BurrowsAlan CummingColin FirthGeraldine O'RaweAidan GillenMick LallyBritta SmithCiaran HindsTony DoyleJason Barry

103 minutes
(PG-13 - adult language, adult themes, adult situations)

PLOT:
Bernadette “Benny” Hogan, Eve Malone and Nan Mahon are childhood friends in the small Irish village of Knockglen. The three girls do everything together, including exploring the empty, dilapidated cottage where Eve will live someday. Eve's parents resided in the small house before Mrs. Malone died in childbirth. Now an orphan raised by nuns, Eve has familial ties to the well-to-do Westward clan who lives nearby. Since the family renounced their daughter after she wed the penniless handyman, Eve wants nothing to do with them. Nan must move to Dublin with her family.

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HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN (1988)

 




















Directed by: Donald G. JacksonR.J. Kizer
Starring: Roddy PiperSandahl BergmanCec VerrellWilliam SmithRory CalhounNicholas WorthKristi Somers, Brian FrankCliff BemisJulius LeFloreDanelle HandEyde ByrdeLee Garlington

88 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, sexual situations, sci-fi/fantasy violence, nudity)

PLOT:
'Hell' is the name of the hero of the story. He's a prisoner of the women who now run the USA after a nuclear/biological war. Results of the war are that mutants have evolved, and the human race is in danger of extinction due to infertility. Hell is given the task of helping in the rescue of a group of fertile women from the harem of the mutant leader (resembling a frog). Hell cannot escape since he has a bomb attached to his private parts which will detonate if he strays more than a few hundred yards from his guard.

THANKSKILLING (2008)

 




















Directed by: Jordan Downey
Starring: Natasha Cordova, Lindsey Anderson, Lance Predmore, Aaron Carlson, Ryan Francis, General Bastard, Chuck Lamb, Wanda Lust, Jordan Downey

66 minutes
(NR - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, gore, nudity)

PLOT:
A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break.

COP LAND (1997)

 




















Directed by: James Mangold
Starring: Sylvester StalloneHarvey KeitelRay LiottaRobert De NiroPeter BergJaneane GarofaloRobert PatrickMichael RapaportAnnabella SciorraNoah EmmerichCathy MoriartyJohn SpencerFrank VincentMalik YobaArthur NascarellaVictor WilliamsEdie FalcoMel GorhamPaul HermanPaul CalderonVincent LarescaMethod ManDeborah Harry

105 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence)

PLOT:
Sometime in the 1970's, police officers from New York City wanted a safe haven to live, away from the dangers of the streets of New York City, this is when they established a "Cop Land" in the small New Jersey town of Garrison. Freddy Heflin who was always admired by the New York cops wanted to become one, but because he was deaf in one ear this prevents him from achieving his goal but has become sheriff of Garrison. Recently there have been a dark omen surrounding the NYPD, and Freddy is now investigating on this case, then Internal Affairs officer Mo Tilden is also on the case and asks Freddy for help, but Freddy could not. Now Freddy suspects that a New York City cop named Ray Donlan might be one of the many cops who is corrupted by the mob and other criminals. Now, Freddy must find a cop who is nicknamed "Superboy" who can testify against Donlan and protect him, before Donlan finds Superboy and kills him.

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MR. MOM (1983)






















Directed by: Stan Dragoti
Screenplay by: John Hughes
Starring: Michael KeatonTeri GarrMartin MullAnn JillianChristopher LloydFrederick KoehlerTaliesin JaffeCourtney WhiteBrittany WhiteJeffrey TamborGraham JarvisCarolyn SeymourMiriam FlynnTom LeopoldMichael EnsignDerek McGrathKen OlfsonFrank BirneyHilary BeaneEdie McClurgPatti Deutsch

91 minutes
(PG - adult language, adult themes, adult situations)

PLOT:
Happily married, and perfectly content with their distinct roles, Detroit automotive engineer Jack Butler and his wife, Caroline, have got it all figured out. Then, out of the blue, he loses his well-paying job, and unable to get back on his feet, becomes a stay-at-home dad, having to cope with their three children, Alex, Kenny, and Megan, and the domestic obligations, while Caroline brushes up on her advertising skills. Now, lustful bosses, sexy neighbors, unrelenting housework, and endless hours in the board room threaten Jack and Caroline's happiness. Can Mr. Mom make it work?

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BIG RIVER MAN (2009)

 




















Directed by: John Maringouin
Starring: Martin Strel, Borut Strel, Matthew Mohike

100 minutes
(NR - strong language, adult themes, adult situations)

PLOT:
The film follows Slovenian endurance swimmer Martin Strel as he attempts the longest and most dangerous swim in history, to swim the entire Amazon River. Accompanied by raconteur director John Maringouin, his worried son Borut Strel and thoreauvian river guide Matthew Mohike, Strel battles crocodiles, deadly parasites, piranhas and finally himself in the 3,375 mile swim.

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BEVERLY HILLS NINJA (1997)

 




















Directed by: Dennis Dugan
Starring: Chris FarleyRobin ShouNicolette SheridanNathaniel ParkerChris RockSoon-Tek OhKeith Cooke HirabayashiWill SassoFrancois ChauJason TobinJohn P. FarleyKevin FarleyBilly ConnollyPatrick BreenSteve TeradaJason Davis

88 minutes
(PG-13 - adult language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, crude humor)

PLOT:
Following a ship wreck, a baby is rescued by a clan of Ninja warriors and raised by them as one of their own. But Haru, as he is called, never quite fits in, nor does he manage to make a worthy Ninja. However, the good-natured and persevering Haru, in his own bumbling way, and with some help from Gobei, manages to prove himself to be a winner in the end.

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TWIN PEAKS (1990 - 1991)

 















Created by: David LynchMark Frost
Starring: Ian AbercrombieJoey AltrudaDon AmendoliaMadchen AmickErika AndersonMichael J. AndersonJohn ApicellaRobert ApisaRoyce D. ApplegateJennifer AquinoDana AshbrookPhoebe AugustineMatt BattagliaRobert BauerFrances BayDave BeanJula BellRichard BeymerRon BlairMary Bond DavisJames BoothJohn BoylanLara Flynn BoyleEve BrentRitch BrinkleyIan BuchananTony BurtonDiane CaldwellDon CalfaJ. Marvin CampbellLisa Ann CasabaVictoria CatlinDavid ChadwickMary ChalonJoan ChenLisa CloudCatherine E. CoulsonJames CravenJulee CruiseJan D'ArcyEric Da ReRoyal DanoRobert DavenportDon S. DavisLance DavisMary Jo DeschanelBen DiGregorioDavid DuchovnyJill EngelsTroy EvansSherilyn FennMiguel FerrerEmily FincherMark FrostWarren FrostWillie GarsonBetsy Lynn GeorgeAdele GilbertRick GiolitoHarry GoazPeter Michael GoetzBeverly GordonGalyn GorgHeather GrahamJane GreerEve HandsJoshua HarrisRodney HarveyJulie HayekAndrea HaysShelley HenningGary HershbergerSteven A. HiteSteven HodgesSmokey HormelMichael HorseCharles HoyesTony JayJane JonesArvo KatajistoGeraldine KeamsDavid Patrick KellyRon KirkGĂ©rald L'EcuyerDavid L. LanderPiper LaurieSheryl LeeKim LentzLesli Linka GlatterPeggy LiptonRobyn LivelyBellina LoganNicholas LoveMark LowenthalKellie LumbAustin Jack LynchDavid LynchCraig MacLachlanKyle MacLachlanStephen C. MacLaughlinLorna MacMillanRoberta MaguireJames MarshallBrenda E. MathersAnnette McCarthyJack McGeeEverett McGillMichelle MilantoniCharles MillerJed MillsChris MorrisseyJ.C. MotesChris MulkeyTiffany MuxlowJack NanceMarjorie NelsonDan O'HerlihyGavan O'HerlihyAlan OgleWalter OlkewiczMichael OntkeanMichael ParksVan Dyke ParksTawnya Pettiford-WatesJill PierceTed RaimiLeonard RayDorothy RobertsFrank RobertsKimmy RobertsonWendy RobieClive RosengrenJimmy ScottWill SeltzerMolly ShannonJohn Charles SheehamDerick ShimatsuFrank SilvaCharlie SpradlingClaire StansfieldMary StavinArnie StensethCharlotte StewartBrian StraubAl StrobelBrenda StrongCarel StruyckenSusan SundholmJoseph "Simon" SzeibertMak TakanoRuss TamblynRon TaylorRick TutorWilliam UngermanBrett VadsetMichael M. VendrellLenny Von DohlenJessica WallenfelsDavid WarnerDavid WasmanKenneth WelshSandra Kaye WetzelLaurel WhiteClay WilcoxKathleen WilhoiteClarence Williams IIIMae WilliamsRay WiseAlicia WittConnie WoodsHank WordenEd WrightKevin YoungGrace Zabriskie, Billy Zane

30 episodes 
(TV-14 - adult language, adult themes, adult situations, violence)

PLOT:
The small northwest town of Twin Peaks, Washington is shaken up when the body of the Homecoming Queen, Laura Palmer, is discovered washed up on a riverbank, wrapped in plastic.

season 1 - 
Agent Cooper enjoys the comforts of the Great Northern Hotel. Bobby Briggs and Mike Nelson are released from jail. Doctor Hayward hands over the autopsy report on Laura Palmer. Ben Horne's brother, Jerry, arrives in Twin Peaks; together they travel to One Eyed Jack's and meet with the madam, Blackie O'Reilly. Audrey leaves a clue for Cooper. Deputy Hawk finds a bloody towel near the crime scene. Cooper meets with Audrey, who confesses to leaving him the note about One Eyed Jack's. Cooper tells Truman he can't remember who the killer was in his dream, but insists the dream is a code to solving the crime. Cooper questions Dr. Jacoby, who suspects Leo Johnson is the killer. Gordon Cole, Cooper's supervisor, calls in with Albert's report. Josie Packard spies on Ben Horne and Catherine Martell. Hawk tracks down the One-Armed Man. Cooper and company have tea with the Log Lady, who tells them there was a third man following after Leo and Jacques the night Laura died. At Jacques Renault's cabin Cooper, Hawk, and Truman find Waldo the bird. Audrey cons her way into working at the perfume counter where Laura worked and discovers that it's being used as a recruitment post for One Eyed Jack's. James, Donna and Maddy plan to lure Jacoby away from his office. Audrey is hired at One Eyed Jack's, but is caught in a trap when her father arrives. Cooper gets Jacques Renault to reveal the details of Laura's last night in the cabin. Deputy Andy saves Truman's life and apprehends Renault. 

season 2 - 
A wounded Agent Cooper has a vision of a giant who gives him several clues about the murder of Laura Palmer. Shelly and Pete recover from the mill fire, but Josie and Catherine are missing. Albert determines that neither Leo nor Jacques killed Laura, but he is unable to find any leads into who shot Cooper. Cooper says they must find the third man, who he believes to be Bob, the gray-haired man. Ronette is attacked in her hospital bed by an unseen person. Jean Renault, brother of Jacques and Bernard, plans to blackmail Ben Horne for the release of Audrey. Donna meets with Harold Smith, a shut-in who had befriended Laura. Leland confesses to killing Jacques Renault. Andy wants to take a new sperm count test. Rumor spreads that a food critic is coming to Twin Peaks. Jean asks Ben to set a trap for Cooper in exchange for Audrey's life. Cooper remembers the message under his bed. Shelly and Bobby begin Leo's home care. Sternwood hears pretrial motions and declares Leo not fit for trial. Nadine comes home, still thinking she's in high school. James saves the girls from a tormented Harold. Cooper brings Audrey home. Bobby and Shelly learn that their insurance plans have backfired. Donna tries to convince Truman that Harold Smith has Laura's secret diary. Cooper and the One-Armed Man inspect guests at the Great Northern. Hawk finds Harold Smith dead - with a mysterious suicide note and the diary torn to shreds. Leo speaks to Bobby about "new shoes." Donna and James wonder why Maddy left so suddenly. Norma's mother arrives with the news that she's married a new man, Ernie Niles. Cooper tells Leland they arrested Ben Horne for Laura's murder. Albert returns to examine Maddy. Cooper asks for twenty-four hours to finish his case. James and Donna reaffirm their love. Andy accidentally leads Donna and Cooper back to Mrs. Tremond's house. Leland is laid to rest and Sarah Palmer tries to accept all that has happened to her family. Dr. Jacoby returns from Hawaii. Cooper prepares to leave Twin Peaks. Mayor Milford objects to his brother's engagement to a younger woman. Mrs. Briggs talks about her husband's disappearance into the woods. Nadine is put on the wrestling team, where she falls for Mike Nelson. James is hired by the mysterious, wealthy Evelyn Marsh. Dick takes on an orphan, Little Nicky. Ben takes Bobby under his wing in a hope to destroy Hank and Jean. However, Ben's mental state is starting to crack. Cooper starts to look at buying real estate. Major Briggs's supervisor reveals that Briggs was studying the woods. Major Briggs has no memory of the place he was taken, but now has an odd tattoo on his neck. Andy and Dick break into Little Nicky's files. Mike and Nadine begin an affair. Evelyn asks James to kill her husband. Windom Earle has taken his first victim in the deadly chess game. Audrey tells Bobby they have to save Ben from his civil war fantasy. Leo awakes and attacks Shelly, but Bobby is able to fend him off. The police look for James in the Marsh murder. Bobby and Shelly tell Truman that Leo escaped; and Bobby reveals that he saw Hank shoot Leo the night the mill burned. Albert returns to Twin Peaks with information on Windom Earle. Truman puts Hank in prison for the attempted murder of Leo, while Hank points the finger at Josie for the murder of Andrew Packard. Albert reveals that Josie shot Cooper. Ben enlists the help of John Justice Wheeler. Harry sinks into a deep depression after Josie's death. Josie's body holds more questions than answers. Norma's troubled sister, Annie, arrives in Twin Peaks. Wheeler and Audrey hit it off. Cooper's stalemate angers Earle. Harry is attacked by Jones in his sleep. Audrey and Wheeler begin a relationship. Gordon Cole returns with a report that Windom Earle worked with Major Briggs on Project Bluebook. Cole reinstates Cooper in the FBI. Cooper and company find the mysterious petroglyph. Windom Earle befriends a rock 'n' roll youth, and tells him tales of places called the White and Black Lodge. Pete helps Catherine open the first puzzle box. Bobby and Shelly reaffirm their love. Cooper calls Shelly, Donna and Audrey together to warn them about Earle. Briggs shows Cooper a tape of Windom Earle making a report on his quest for the Black Lodge. Windom Earle sets his sights on the Miss Twin Peaks contest. Lucy chooses a father for her baby. Leo is punished when he frees Major Briggs. Cooper unlocks the key to entering the Black Lodge. Annie and Dale make a commitment. Agent Cooper follows Windom Earle and Annie into the depths of the Black Lodge. Big Ed and Norma get a shock when Nadine suffers head trauma. Andrew and Pete unlock Eckhardt's final box and Audrey stages an act of civil disobedience.

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OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022 - 2023)

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