...AND GOD SPOKE (1993)

Directed by: Arthur Borman
Starring: Michael Riley, Stephen Rappaport, Michael Hitchcock, Andy Dick, Lou Ferrigno, Eve Plumb, Soupy Sales, Chris Kattan, Tamara Mello, Jen Kuo Sung, Daniel Tisman, Jason Edwards, Christy Taylor, Damara Reilly, Anna B. Choi, R.C. Bates, Mike Saad, Louis Lombardi, Chris Bonno, Fred Kaz, Kelly Perine, Michael Medved

82 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations)

PLOT:
A mockumentary that follows a film production for a big budget Bible picture from pre-production to its release. The cast and crew have to deal with a variety of problems, including a Noah's Ark that is too big, an Eve with a distracting tattoo, and a Moses who promotes Coco-Cola alongside the Ten Commandments.

 

LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR (1989)

 

Directed by: Marty Callner

Starring: Aerosmith (Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Tom Hamilton, Joey Kramer, Brad Whitford), Brandi Brandt

6 minutes

(NR - adult themes)

PLOT:

Music video for the single, from the legendary Rock band's tenth studio album, "Pump".

MUSIC VIDEO:

THE CHAMP (1931)

 

Directed by: King Vidor

Starring: Wallace Beery, Jackie Cooper, Irene Rich, Roscoe Ates, Edward Brophy, Hale Hamilton, Jesse Scott, Marcia Mae Jones

87 minutes

(NR - adult themes)

PLOT:

Dink Purcell loves his alcoholic father, ex-heavyweight champion Andy "Champ" Purcell, despite his frequent binges, his frequent gambling and their squalid living conditions. And there's nothing Andy wouldn't do for Dink. When Andy wins a race horse gambling, he gives it to Dink and they race it at a Tijuana track. There, Dink meets Linda Carleton, a race horse owner herself, and they have an immediate rapport. But Linda's rich husband sees Andy and realizes Dink is Linda's son, who she gave up when she and Andy divorced. Andy is bribed $200 to allow Dink to visit with Linda, but refuses to allow Dink to spend six months with the Carletons. When Andy loses the horse gambling and winds up in jail after a drunken tirade, he realizes Dink's place is with his mother. Dink tearfully goes but sneaks out and returns at his first opportunity, filling a depressed Andy with a desire to make good. So Andy goes into training after his managers arrange a boxing match with the Mexican champion.

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AXE COP (2013 - 2015)

 




















Based on the webcomic created by: Ethan Nicolle, Malachai Nicolle
Starring: (voices) Nick Offerman, Ken Marino, Rob Huebel, Megan Mullally, Patton Oswalt, Tyler the Creator, James Adomian, Jane Adams, Dave "Gruber" Allen, Dee Bradley Baker, Maria Bamford, Jonathan Banks, Raymond J. Barry, Todd Barry, Stephanie Beatriz, Lake Bell, Beck Bennett, Andrew Daly, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Betsy Brandt, Andre Braugher, Alison Brie, Clancy Brown, Jerrod Carmichael, Michael Chiklis, Olivia Cooke, Charley Damski, Sam Elliott, Giancarlo Esposito, Dan Harmon, Dennis Haysbert, Jared Harris, Ryan Hurst, Dave Jeser, Jewel, Vincent Kartheiser, Udo Kier, Jemima Kirke, Heather Lawless, Al LeVine, Luenell, Michael Madsen, Hunter Maki, Jack McBrayer, Cullen McCarthy, Jack McGee, Scoot McNairy, Ben Mendelsohn, Chris Messina, Alfred Molina, Ethan Nicolle, Malachai Nicolle, Mike O'Malley, Jordan Peele, Richard Riehle, Alex Rubin, Kristen Schaal, Peter Serafinowicz, Matt Silverstein, June Squibb, David Strathairn, Tara Strong, Valery Summey, Joe Unger, Deborah Ann Woll, Dwight Yoakam, Travis Bowe, James Atkinson

22 episodes
(TV-MA - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, animated sci-fi/fantasy violence)

PLOT:
The adventures of an axe-wielding police officer dedicated to killing the various bad guys he comes across.

season 1 - 
Axe Cop and his friends tell their back stories. Axe Cop and Flute Cop are asked to find a kidnapped British scientist by his daughter and must travel to the Zombie Island planet to help save the Queen of London, England. Axe Cop reveals some personal history. Axe Cop avenges his dead parents with the power of Christmas. Axe Cop gets a lesson in parenting when a mysterious, silent boy shows up asking him to be his father. Axe Cop has killed all the bad guys on earth, meaning only one thing: he and his team OF crime fighters need to find new jobs. Axe Cop must convince his old college buddy, Super Axe, to go on one last adventure to save the world. Axe Cop and Flute Cop must track down the Sun Thieves before the world is torn apart by Night Creatures. It's Thanksgiving and Axe Cop hasn't been seen since Halloween. How will his team celebrate Thanksgiving without him? Young Axey and Flutey grow up to run a taxi company, just falling short of their childhood dreams of becoming crime fighters. Axe Cop is forced to let a girl join the team even though he has put all girls on the dumb list.

season 2 - 
Flute Cop convinces Axe Cop to take him on his very first night mission: to the moon. Axe Cop gets arrested after breaking all of the Normal Cop rules and is thrown into a prison run by a creepy warden. Axe Cop is forced into hiding by the sinister Hell Chicken, while the world falls ruin to the Hell Chicken Zombie Apocalypse. Axe Cop goes to a fancy dinner party that falls under siege by evil aliens who are there to kidnap the Water Queen. Grey Diamond explores his origins and searches his past for his true identity. Axe Cop declares himself President of the World and unleashes a million years of peace and boredom. After Axe Cop's ham restaurant comes under attack by hell demons, he must venture to Heaven to protect God from Satan's forces. Axe Cop needs to find the best roller-skating partner so he can win the Ultimate Space Trampoline grand prize, but little does he know that a much grander prize lies ahead. When Bigfoot goes missing, Axe Cop and Flute Cop must team up with the Mysterious Beast Force to find him and put a stop to the Extincter once and for all. A war erupts between the baboons and the bears, and Axe Cop must find a way to bring them to peace, even if it means exposing a dangerous secret.

TRAILER:

WOLFCOP (2014)

 




















Directed by: Lowell Dean
Starring: Leo Fafard, Amy Matysio, Jonathan Cherry, Sarah Lind, Aidan Devine, Jesse Moss, Corinne Conley, James Whittingham, Ryland Alexander

79 minutes
(NR - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, sci-fi/fantasy violence, gore)

PLOT:
As a series of strange and violent events begin to occur, an alcoholic policeman realizes that he has been turned into a werewolf as part of a larger plan.

TRAILER:

ACE VENTURA - WHEN NATURE CALLS (1995)

 




















Directed by: Steve Oedekerk
Starring: Jim Carrey, Ian McNeice, Simon Callow, Maynard Eziashi, Bob Gunton, Sophie Okonedo, Tommy Davidson, Adewale, Damon Standifer, Arsenio "Sonny" Trinidad, Danny D. Daniels, Andrew Steel, Bruce Spence, Michael Reid McKay, Kristin Norton

94 minutes
(PG-13 - adult language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, crude humor)

PLOT:
Ace Ventura, pet detective, returns from a spiritual quest to investigate the disappearance of a rare white bat, the sacred animal of a tribe in Africa.

TRAILER:

ACE VENTURA - PET DETECTIVE (1994)

 




















Directed by: Tom Shadyac
Starring: Jim Carrey, Courteney Cox, Sean Young, Tone Loc, Dan Marino, Noble Willingham, John Capodice, Raynor Scheine, Frank Adonis, Tiny Ron Taylor, Troy Evans, Udo Kier, David Margulies, Bill Zuckert, Judy Clayton, Alice Drummond, Rebecca Ferratti, Mark Margolis, Randall "Tex" Cobb, Cannibal Corpse (Chris Barnes, Alex Webster, Paul Mazurkiewicz Jr, Robert Barrett)

86 minutes
(PG-13 - adult language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, crude humor)

PLOT:
A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins.

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