WITHOUT YOU I'M NOTHING (1990)

 




















Directed by: John Boskovich
Based on the stage play by: Sandra Bernhard
Starring: Sandra Bernhard, John Doe, Steve Antin, Lu Leonard, Ken Foree, Cynthia Bailey, Grace Broughton, Kimberli Williams, Axel Vera, Estuardo M. Volt, Kevin Dorsey, Arnold McCuller, Oren Waters, Vonte Sweet, Tonya Natalie Townsend, Jeff Wiener, Paul Thorpe, Stephanie Clark, Indrani DeSouza, Hardy Keith, Sebastian Russell, Ellen Sims, Carlton Wilborn, Joe DiGiandomenico, Felix Montano, David Stuart Rodgers, Denise Vlasis, Djimon Hounsou, Roxanne Reese, Ludie C. Washington, Stephanie Albers, Robin Antin, Annie Livingstone

90 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, sexual situations, nudity, drug use)

PLOT:
Sandra Bernhard stars in a studio version of her off-Broadway show, blending re-enactments of the original show's pieces with concept vignettes and "testimonials" to underscore the relationship between a performer and an audience.

THE DEADLY SPAWN (1983)

 

Directed by: Douglas McKeown

Starring: Charles George Hildebrandt, Tom DeFranco, Richard Lee Porter, Jean Tafler, Karen Tighe, James Brewster, Elissa Neil, Ethel Michelson, John Schmerling

78 minutes

(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, sci-fi/fantasy violence, gore)

PLOT:

Two campers in the New Jersey woods have their outdoor fun interrupted by the arrival of a meteorite crashing nearby. They go to investigate the crater, but are suddenly attacked and devoured by alien parasites who have hitched a ride to Earth. After finishing off the campers, the hungry space monsters head for a nearby town, where they make their domain in the basement of an old house soon begin polishing off one hapless inhabitant after another. Four young teenagers, plus one pre-teen boy, try to find a way to stop the angry space monsters before they reproduce and literally eat humanity.

HARD RAIN (1998)

 

Directed by: Mikael Salomon

Screenplay by: Graham Yost

Starring: Christian Slater, Morgan Freeman, Minnie Driver, Randy Quaid, Edward Asner, Michael Goorjian, Dann Florek, Ricky Harris, Mark Rolston, Peter Murnik, Wayne Duvall, Richard A. Dysart, Betty White

96 minutes

(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, intense action sequences)

PLOT:

In the small town of Huntingburg, the armored truck with three million dollars driven by Tom and his Uncle Charlie gets stuck in the flooding. They realize that the town has been evacuated since the dam does not have capacity to hold the storm. While waiting for the National Guard, they are attacked by Jim and his gang formed by Kenny, Mr. Mehlor and Ray and the clumsy Kenny kills Charlie. Tom flees with the bags of money and hides them in the cemetery. Then he is hunted down by Jim and his gang and he hides in a church. Out of the blue, he is knocked out and awakes locked in a cell. Soon he learns that the restorer Karen believed he was a looter and hit him. Sheriff Mike Collins and Deputy Wayne Bryce go to investigate Tom' story while Officer Phil takes Karen out of the town by boat. However she escapes with the boat and goes to the church. Meanwhile Tom is trapped in the cell full of water and Karen rescues him. He decides to return to the armored truck to retrieve a shotgun but he is captured by Jim and his men and learns that Charlie was part of the gang. He tries to retrieve the hidden money for the gang, but Sheriff Collins and his men have already taken it. Soon Tom learns that the Sheriff wants to keep the money for him and his men and Tom and Karen are witnesses and he teams up with Jim.

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A DAY'S PLEASURE (1919)

 

Directed by: Charlie Chaplin

Starring: Charlie Chaplin, Edna Purviance, Marion Feducha, Bob Kelly, Jackie Coogan, Tom Wilson, Babe London, Henry Bergman, Loyal Underwood

18 minutes

(NR - adult themes)

PLOT:

Father takes his family for a drive in their falling-apart Model T Ford, gets in trouble in traffic, and spends the day on an excursion boat. As the boat is about to leave Charlie rushes ashore for cigarettes. As he returns the boat is leaving, but a fat lady has fallen forward with feet on the dock and hands on the deck, so Charlie is able rush aboard across her back.

ACTUAL SHORT:

JEEPERS CREEPERS 3 (2017)

 




















Directed by: Victor Salva
Starring: Stan Shaw, Meg Foster, Gabrielle Haugh, Jonathan Breck, Gina Philips, Brandon Smith, Ryan Moore, Meg Wright, Chester Rushing, Jordan Salloum, Michael Sirow, Jason Bayle, Michael Papajohn, Thomas Francis Murphy, Carrie Lazar, Joyce Giraud

100 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, sci-fi/fantasy violence, gore)

PLOT:
Sgt. Davis Tubbs assembles a task force to destroy the Creeper once and for all while growing closer than ever before to learning the secrets of its dark origins, as the monster terrorizes a local farming community.

TRAILER:

THE LONGEST YARD (1974)

 

Directed by: Robert Aldrich

Based on a story by: Albert S. Ruddy

Screenplay by: Tracy Keenan Wynn

Starring: Burt Reynolds, Eddie Albert, Ed Lauter, Michael Conrad, James Hampton, Harry Caesar, John Steadman, Charles Tyner, Mike Henry, Jim Nicholson, Bernadette Peters, Pepper Martin, Robert Tessier, Richard Kiel, Anitra Ford, Ray Nitschke, George Jones, Joe Kapp, Pervis Atkins, Ernie Wheelwright, Sonny Shroyer, Ray Ogden, Sonny Sixkiller, Michael Fox

121 minutes

(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, sports violence, nudity)

PLOT:

Ex-football player Paul Crewe spirals out after being caught shaving points to gamble on games. Some bad choices lead to Crewe getting sent to prison where the warden has his eye on him to coach their semi pro team. After refusing, at the lead guards forceful request, Crewe finds himself in the dregs of the prison workforce. Finally, the warden decides to use him in a different capacity and tasks him with putting together an all-inmate football team to play a tune up game with the guards. Through trials and tribulations, Crewe gets his team together and puts the guards through their paces in an all-out roughed out guard on inmate football game.

TRAILER:

DUMPLINGS (2004)

 




















Directed by: Fruit Chan
Cinematography: Christopher Doyle
Starring: Miriam Yeung, Tony Leung Ka-fai, Bai Ling, Pauline Lau, Mi Mi Lee, Miki Yeung, Wong So-foon

91 minutes
(NR - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence, gore)
Country of origin: China

PLOT:
Aunt Mei's famous homemade dumplings provide amazing age-defying qualities popular with middle-aged women. But her latest customer, a fading actress, is determined to find out what the secret ingredient is.

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