CAPTAIN KIDD'S KIDS (1919)

 




















Directed by: Hal Roach
Starring: Harold Lloyd, Bebe Daniels, Snub Pollard, Fred C. Newmeyer, Helen Gilmore, Charles Stevenson, Noah Young, Marie Mosquini, Sammy Brooks

20 minutes
(NR - adult themes)

PLOT:
After a wild bachelor party, our hero finds himself aboard a sailing vessel where he encounters numerous adventures. In a dream sequence, he fantasizes that the ship is seized by a band of female pirates.

ACTUAL SHORT:

UTU (1983)

 




















Directed by: Geoff Murphy
Starring: Anzac Wallace, Bruno Lawrence, Kelly Johnson, Wi Kuki Kaa, Tim Elliott, Merata Mita, Tania Bristowe, Martyn Sanderson, Ilona Rodgers, Faenza Reuben, Tama Poata, John Bach, Dick Puanaki, Sean Duffy, Ian Watkin, Betty MacKay

104 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence)

PLOT:
In 1870, a Maori warrior working with the British finds his village massacred, and vows revenge.

LEON, THE PROFESSIONAL (1994)

 




















Directed by: Luc Besson
Starring: Jean Reno, Gary Oldman, Natalie Portman, Danny Aiello, Michael Badalucco, Ellen Greene, Peter Appel, Adam Busch, Joseph Malerba, Maiwenn, George Martin, Jean-Hugues Anglade, Keith A. Glascoe, Willi One Blood, Betty Miller, Frank Senger, Elizabeth Regen, Carl J. Matusovich, Eric Challier, Don Creech, Jernard Burks, Matt De Matt, Stuart Rudin, Lucius Wyatt Cherokee, Luc Bernard, Jessie Keosian

110 minutes
(R - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, violence)

PLOT:
When her family is murdered by a group of corrupt officers led by the tyrannical Norman Stansfield, a young 12-year-old girl enlists the help of an Italian-American hitman to seek revenge.

TRAILER:

BERNICE BOBS HER HAIR (1976)

 




















Directed by: Joan Micklin Silver
Based on the short story by: F. Scott Fitzgerald
Starring: Shelley Duvall, Veronica Cartwright, Bud Cort, Lane Binkley, Patrick Reynolds, Dennis Christopher, Polly Holliday, Mark La Mura, Murray Moston, Mark Newkirk, Gary Springer, Leslie Thorsen, Claudette Warlick, Henry Fonda

45 minutes
(NR - adult themes)

PLOT:
Bernice, a shy young woman, leaves her safe home to go visit her flapper cousin, who tries to teach her to be more modern.

THE INTERNSHIP (2013)

 




















Directed by: Shawn Levy
Starring: Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Rose Byrne, Max Minghella, Aasif Mandvi, Josh Brener, Dylan O'Brien, Tobit Raphael, Tiya Sircar, Josh Gad, Jessica Szohr, Eric Andre, Harvey Guillen, John Goodman, Bruno Amato, B.J. Novak, Rob Riggle, JoAnna Garcia Swisher, Will Ferrell, Sergey Brin

119 minutes
(PG-13 - adult language, adult themes, adult situations, some crude humor)

PLOT:
Two salesmen whose careers have been torpedoed by the digital age find their way into a coveted internship at Google, where they must compete with a group of young tech-savvy geniuses for a shot at employment.

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HANSEL & GRETEL GET BAKED (2013)

 




















Directed by: Duane Journey
Starring: Michael Welch, Molly Quinn, Lara Flynn Boyle, Cary Elwes, Lochlyn Munro, Yancy Butler, Bianca Saad, Reynaldo Gallegos, Celestino Cornielle, Joe Ordaz, Eddy Martin, Andrew James Allen, Edward Zo, Doug Haley, David Tillman, Danielle Adams, Lexie Hofer, Orvis Slack

86 minutes
(NR - strong language, adult themes, adult situations, sci-fi/fantasy violence, gore, drug use)

PLOT:
A brother and sister battle a witch who lures teenagers into her suburban home with her special blend of marijuana where she then proceeds to kill and eat them to maintain her youth and beauty.

TRAILER:

FUN WITH DICK AND JANE (2005)

 




















Directed by: Dean Parisot
Screenplay by: Judd Apatow, Nicholas Stoller
Starring: Jim Carrey, Tea Leoni, Alec Baldwin, Richard Jenkins, James Whitmore, Angie Harmon, John Michael Higgins, Richard Burgi, Carlos Jacott, Stephnie Weir, David Herman, Aaron Michael Drozin, Gloria Garayua, Jason Marsden, Clint Howard, Pasha D. Lychnikoff, Vincent Curatola, Jeff Garlin, Crystal the Monkey, Luis Saguar, Timm Sharp, Laurie Metcalf, Kym Whitley, Ralph Nader

91 minutes
(PG-13 - adult language, adult themes, adult situations, some violence, drug references)

PLOT:
When an affluent couple loses all their money following a series of blunders, they turn to a life of crime to make ends meet.

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